I am a brave spirited natural leader willing to risk my life for friends.
I'd say the same for you, but you don't have parents!
I'm the Hero of Olympus, you're just a Half-Blood Bitch,
Hermione took my magic wand and gave it a lick!
Are you and Ron together? That's very gay.
You've got some great stories. Ha! J.K.!
I'll lock you with some shackles in the Prison of Azkaban!
Bloody Hell, we got an emo fag who thinks he's all the best,
With his Uncle Zeus and his major dyslex...ia.
You're just a little swaggot from the 2000's decade,
You didn't know those Greek God's big talk won't get you laid.
Very funny that you say that Ron and I are together,
But you got a goat boy, you can't do better.
I got Hermione Granger, she's right next to my face.
Did I tell you that my wand rocked your girlfriend Annabeth Chase?
You sick bastard, why did you diss my best friend?
I think somebody's jealous 'cause their magic stick don't stand,
It took you seven books just to kill a bad guy,
And the one you trusted the most, heh, he had to die.
Seriously, grow up, stop using fake card tricks,
Your magic wand is probably 100x bigger than your dick.
I have to say that ginger friend of yours is indeed gay,
So you two listen up, the closet is that-a-way.
Thanks for pointing to the place where you and Percy pucker up,
Even Luke has better looks than you two, so good luck!
You're a demigod, Percy? That seems a bit made up.
Are you sick ducks the reason there's skeet in Hufflepuff's cup?
My basilisk is Slytherin to Anna's Chamber of Secrets,
Harry, shall we Avada Kedavra these phonies?
Before we kill ya and be done with this, we just wanna remind ya,
The light from this spell will permanently blind ya!
- This is the first battle where more than 2 people rap.
- This is the first rap battle with fictional book characters.
- This is also the first battle where someone raps for someone else, rather than 3rd party.