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Harry Styles VS Paul McCartney. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 5

Harry Styles VS Paul McCartney. Epic Rap Battle Parodies 5.

Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney
Battle information
Release date February 6, 2013
Number 5
Views 68,300+ (as of July 2020)
Length 1:34
Previous Puff Puff vs Steve Smith
Next Tom Anderson vs Mark Zuckerberg
Other information
Actors Zander Kanack
Nathan Provost
JMB (cameo)
Rappers Harry Styles
Paul McCartney
Cameos John Lennon
George Harrison
Ringo Starr
Niall Horan
Zayn Malik
Liam Payne
Teenage Boys

Harry Styles vs Paul McCartney is the fifth installment of Epic Rap Battle Parodies. It features member of One Direction, Harry Styles, against member of The Beatles, Paul McCartney, in a battle of the British bands.


Zander Kanack as Harry Styles

Nathan Provost as Paul McCartney

JMB as John Lennon, George Harrison, Ringo Starr, Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, and Teenage Boys (cameos)


Harry Styles:

Let's all walk One Direction to break this dude's complexion.

I bet you when you see us, you get massive erection.

The Beatles are old news. I'll stomp you with my Old Brown shoes

So get your asses back in your Yellow Submarine cruise.

I killed John Lennon with my beautiful voice.

Your audience is just a bunch of thirteen year old teenage boys.

We will never go in your direction, so get off our route.

We will rock and roll all your wives’ brains out!

Paul McCartney:

Where do five gay guys walk? One Direction.

When your fangirls see me, they all get erections.

You sound like a 12 year old boy trying to figure out autotune

Even Taylor Swift tells me I have more British meat than you

No need to hide the fact you are gay, just Let It Be,

Nothing makes you beautiful, swaggy prepubescent baby!

Crawl your ass back to the X Factor and admit your defeat.

Here, let's rock at my concert instead, take a seat.

Harry Styles:

Who the hell are Ringo Starr and George Harrison?

You and those bitches against 1D? No comparison.

Screw off, you old geezer! Your time is done.

Quit making music and let us Live While We’re Young.

Paul McCartney:

Your whole band is a joke, just a rehash, Harry.

Everybody knows you were influenced by me!

Yeah, Live While You’re young, start screaming YOLO

But nothing will stop you guys from being extremely homo.



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