WoodenHornets as Kid Rock

Kid Rock battled Macklemore, Eminem, Andy Milonakis, Eyedea, Mac Miller, and Tupac Shakur in Epic Rap Battle Parodies 14. He was played by WoodenHornets.

Information on the Rapper

Robert James Ritchie (born January 17, 1971), known by his stage name Kid Rock, is an American musician and actor. He is most popularly known for his first commercial success, the 1998 studio album Devil Without A Cause, which sold 13 million albums worldwide. He is a five time Grammy Award nominee and has sold 23.5 million albums in the U.S. and 27.5 million worldwide. He was Soundscan's number one selling male solo musician of the 2000s, selling 17.6 million albums; he was 17th overall for the decade.


Verse 1:

Rock on! Kid Rock's here to kick some ass,
250px-Kid Rock in Camp Phoenix

Upon whom the rapper is based

Just like my guitars, I set my raps on full blast!

I'm Born Free, Rock and Rolling with Jesus!

But before I do it again, I'll have you rehabbers defeated!

Macklemore, you're just a boy talking about a gaybar.

I can make better songs with a broken guitar.

And Marshall Mathers or Slim Shady? Either way, I'll teach you a lesson.

Why don't you quit trying to rap and take some anti-depressants?

Mr. Milonakis, you ain't packing heat, you're packing pork,

Why don't you get off your lazy ass and maybe put down the fork?

I've got an Eyedea, how 'bout I hang you by the throat?

Everyone knows you're gonna die of a rap overdose.


  • The beat that Kid Rock is rapping to is the guitar riff from Joan Jett's song "I Love Rock and Roll".
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.