Marshall Mathers vs Slim Shady - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 3

Marshall Mathers vs Slim Shady - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 3

Marshall Mathers vs Slim Shady
Marshall Mathers vs. Slim Shady
Battle information
Release date July 11, 2014
Number 48
Views 137,000+ (As of January 16)
Length 2:00
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Next John Marston vs Niko Bellic (Remake)
Other information
Actors Nathan Provost


Rappers Bandicam 2015-01-16 16-10-44-702Bandicam 2015-01-16 16-11-59-444
Location(s) Rap God


Not Afraid

Marshall Mathers vs Slim Shady is the 48th installment of ERBParodies. It features famous rapper, Marshall Mathers, better known as Eminem, going up against his alter-ego, Slim Shady.


Nathan Provost as Slim Shady

TewZen as Marshall Mathers


Slim Shady:

Now will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

and show this litte bitch Marshall that his ass is bout to get fucked!

I'm the one who makes you so insane in the membrane.

And it all because of me that you got all the fame!

So all aboard, hop in my Elevator so I can take you to the top,

Just to cut the cable so I can diss you out while we drop!

as we fall the way down to the basement while you're screamin' "Stop"!

I'll fuck you up worse than your life, I dare ya to call the cops!

Marshall Mathers:

Do the math-ers, Slim, i'll leave you scattered like Kim.

You're the bad guy, you're why I'm The Way I am!

I've been cleaning out my closet, i'd rather clean out my head.

I want nothing to do with this bleached-bitch who's braindead!

You make me go Berzerk, what's wrong with you, Shady?

Stop messing with my head, don't even go near Hailie!

You're the reason I did drugs, you're the reason I wrote Fack,

So stand the fuck up, Slim, and don't ever come back!

Slim Shady:

Let me spit some smack at your family tree,

Your father doesn't like you? He should get a load of me.

And you paid all the bills for your poor dying mother?

Should have wasted all your cash, for your crackhead brother!

My bombs drop faster than your fans since your LP!

You created me yourself! Don't be mad just 'cause you wanna be me!

I'll toss your ass 8 miles, crack your head like a CD!

Tried to get rid of me, but it feels so empty Without Me!

Marshall Mathers:

You ain't a part of me, and never will be! You catchin my drift?

The image you're reperesenting is pathetic, i'd rather have Ken Kaniff!

All you do is rap as many references as you can.

You make me wanna kill myself, Slim, call me Stan!

Wait a minute. Who the Hell are you? I think i'm going insane,

With this haunted alter ego that is living in my brain,

I think i'll just quit this endless career of pain,

That's it! I'm giving up music, and changing my name....


Who won?

The poll was created at 21:20 on July 11, 2014, and so far 59 people voted.


  • Eminem was originally played by ChaoticRapBattles, but he quit rapping and left YouTube. Because of that, he was replaced by TewZen and Nathan.
  • Nathan shaved his long, black hair and bleached it in order to look exactly like Slim Shady.
  • Nathan originally faced Eminem in Eminem vs Macklemore. Ironically, he is now playing Eminem.
  • This is RLYoshi's personal favorite battle.
  • As of now this is the last "unofficial" battle.
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