This is the fourth ERBParodies episode.
Nathan Provost as Puff Puff
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES
Hello, little bitch, Steve Smith, I'mma show you who can
be the better red jacket, glasses wearer, you little faggot.
You alien-smugger, I will make you drink your Orphan Tears
After I kill your mom and dad from getting White Boy Wasted, queer.
Good morning U.S.A.? Bitch, I live on Jupiter.
Grandma got a facebook, poking you, it makes you look stupider.
I Fight to Win, bitch, I'm Stalking Your Mom
You are extremely poor, bro, write a Bartender Song.
I'll show you the better red jacket with my Hogwart's spells.
I'll take your Tig Ol' Bitties, make your life a living Hell.
You're not my Favorite Martian, you're like a Kelly Clarkson.
You got what I need? Bitch, My Balls are the stars man.
Runaway planet? Yes, it ran from your stupid ass.
I'll Boom Headshot on your Grandma's face, it will be a blast.
Don't get your fans excited for an album, you stupid prick
You tried to go all Hollywood, and look how it ended.
You searched for 8 years for a girl to bone
You can't get none, bro, you're left in the Friend Zone.
Your mom looks like sex. She'll always Text Me Back.
But the Bitch got a penis, and she's also Dookie Fresh.
Puff-Puff Humbert, I love the way you lie
My raps will TAKE OVER THE WORLD, so go ahead and die.
Nobody likes your shit, you lasted forty three songs
Sorry Puff-puff...your band, it didn't last long.
EPIC RAP BATTLE PARODIES!
This was the first battle that was edited by WoodenHornets.