Information on the RapperEdit
Steve, played by actor Steven Burns, is one of the few human characters shown on children's television show Blue's Clues. Steve was the green striped shirt-wearing host of the show from 1996-2002. He always had fun with his dog, Blue, and finding her clues...until 2002, when Steve went to college and let his younger, yet taller brother Joe host the show.
|Birth name||Steven Michael Burns|
|Rap Battle Information|
|Appeared In||Steve vs Joe
Steve vs Joe 2
|Release Date||March 12, 2013|
|Votes on Website||86%|
Lyrics in Steve vs JoeEdit
We just got a letter. I wonder who it's from.
It's probably from that studio saying that your run is done.
Sit on my thinking chair and grab my handy-dandy-notebook.
I'm surprised you even have a wife, judging from your looks.
Let's go find Blue's Clues, here's a clue.
Your hairstyle makes you look like a Jew.
They replaced me with you because they felt bad.
Little kids seeing you host makes them sad.
That's a bunch of bullshit, biggest lie ever!
The time kids bitch about me? Probably never!
You look like a freaky guy that's done hardcore drugs.
Last night, I talked to Tasha, and I rocked her jugs.
Oh well, little hoe, I want you to go back to talking to a table,
I'll add it to the list of "Joe's Non-Fascinating Fables"
Nobody even likes you, they bitch about your rotten teeth,
They like "Pimp Steve" and I think you'd better leave,
Tell that bitch Magenta Blue will come back and hunt her,
Oh wait, I take that back, I'm gonna cut her.
Lyrics in Steve vs Joe 2 Edit
Verse 1: Edit
Yo it's Steve Burns and I'm coming in hot
Blue's Clues sucks now a bit? No a lot
Even if I won you'll be wondering how
Your face will be like Magenta and Blue, boom kapow
I'll rub your butt and make a wish like a genie ass
Uh...uh...YOU'RE A GENIUS!!! :)))))))
I look fly in my green and white striped, shirt, BITCH
Wait a second...*looks down at shirt* AW FUCK! GODDAMMIT! SHIT!
Verse 2: Edit
Hey, can I have some nudes like my original body actor?
I gotta leave for college just like my original body actor
Verse 3: Edit
Well, there's more episodes with me than you so you better be crying
Im calling in slat nd pepr kh 2 mk u totalee dieng