Epic Rap Battle Parodies 31 is the 31st installment of the Epic Rap Battle Parodies series. It features Canadian hockey player, Sidney Crosby , battling against Canadian marathon runner, Terry Fox . It was released November 26, 2013 on SoundCloud and November 29, 2013 on YouTube.

Terry Fox vs Sidney Crosby - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 2

Terry Fox vs Sidney Crosby - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 2

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LazySundayPaper as Sidney Crosby

RLYoshi as Terry Fox

Justin Buckner as a marathon runner (cameo)


Rap Meanings






Sidney Crosby

Oh Fantastic Mr. Fox, I don't mean to pull your leg

But this battle will end like your running at Thunder Bay

You can't beat me, might as well give up hope of trying

At least when I achieved fame, I wasn't sick and dying

I'm the centre position, greatest player of all time

And I'll cost you an arm and a leg when I school you in rhyme

I use a hockey stick to play, you need one just to walk

Limp away, Terrance; the puck's about to drop

Terry Fox

I don't need a real leg just to kick your ass

Pour some water to mark the defeat of this geek from Halifax

I'm a true and honest man, so I have to be precise

You'll be The Next One to go down, dropped beneath the ice

Be quiet, Sid the Kid; what're you crying about?

I'll make sure that once again your teeth get knocked out

You're taking the game by storm? There's no need to be cocky

You couldn't even score a goal in a game of pond hockey

Sidney Crosby

This is coming from the man who failed at basketball

NH-Hell, is it even possible for you to run a lap without a fall?

Take one step closer, I'll amputate you with rhyme

Break a leg buddy, we're going into overtime

Let us not tarry in this Marathon of Pain

I've achieved more than you and I'm not even in the Hall of Fame

This hurting will never stop, so you better leg it

This whole country supported you and you still couldn't make it

Terry Fox

I'm a cross-country runner while you're still on Mile 0

Just a dime-a-dozen hockey player while I'm a real hero

Give it up, Cindy Crosby; try a real sport instead

Got another concussion? You're just not right in the head

It's true that I failed, but that doesn't mean I lost

I died because of cancer but my message got across

I wasn't defeated by misfortune; I triumphed over adversity

You may have won the Stanley Cup, but you'll never stop my legacy!






Who Won?

The poll was created at 23:02 on November 26, 2013, and so far 47 people voted.


  • The hints for this battle, given through the Twitter accounts of ERBParodies and RLYoshi, were "Two sticks: One to play. One to walk." and "Both competitors come from the land of beavers and maple leaves." respectively.
  • This is the fifth battle in a row RLYoshi has had a rapping appearance in, giving him the longest appearance streak of all guests so far. ("Guests" not including Justin, Nathan, and Zander.)
  • The irony of this battle LazySundayPaper hates sports and will be moving to Canada in a few months.
    • RLYoshi also hates sports, ironically. Though he already lives in Canada.
  • Terry Fox's shirt in this battle is a recreation of his famous "Marathon of Hope" shirt, but the text has been changed to "ERB Parodies". This is the first time a battle has had the ERBParodies logo as part of a character's costume.
    • His amputated leg was recreated using a wooden cane, a roll of bandages, a tissue, and lots of tape. He is also not faking his limping; the amputated leg he created made it impossible for him to walk properly, mostly because he had a cane preventing his leg from bending.
    • RLYoshi reportedly spent a total of two weeks figuring out how to recreate Terry Fox's appearance, voice, stance, and walk. He then only bothered with trying to recreate his appearance and just made everything else up.
  • Due to necessities in editing, Terry's amputated leg changes sides constantly. It is supposed to be his right leg (from the viewers' perspectives, on the left).
  • The street used in Terry Fox's background is actually the street editor WoodenHornets lives on.
  • Originally, Sidney Crosby was going to be played by Nathan . Hunter later took over, but for a brief time, there was worry he would not be able to do the body acting. Justin and VideoGameRapBattles were both considered as substitute body actors until Hunter managed to do it anyway.
  • Sidney Crosby's background was made by WoodenHornets using "the back of a dance dance revolution pad, some cardboard, and a shot of [his] ceiling window", with effects added later on in editing such as tinting for colour.
  • There are nine references to Terry's amputated leg. Seven of them are from Sidney, two are from Terry himself (if "you'll never stop my leg-acy" can be considered a stealthy pun).
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