Tom Sawyer vs Huckleberry Finn - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 1-0

Tom Sawyer vs Huckleberry Finn - Epic Rap Battle Parodies Season 1-0

Tom Sawyer vs Huckleberry Finn 
is the thirteenth installment of ERBParodies. It features main character of Adventures of Tom Sawyer, Tom Sawyer, battling main character of Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Huckleberry Finn, to see who is the better "Twain Boy". It was released April 18, 2013.


LazySundayPaper as Huckleberry Finn

Zander Kanack as Tom Sawyer

RLYoshi as Fence Painter #1

Chaumasaur as Fence Painter #2

JMB as Huck's father.


Huckleberry Finn:Edit

It's time to settle this once and for all

Which one of the Twain Boys will rise and fall?

Hold on boy, I'm from the land of Missouri.

I'll outrap you so hard, you'll be running in a fury.

It's a damn shame you gotta handle a jury.

I'm a hero, a prodigy from Southern U.S.A.!

So you might as well shut the heck up, I'll win anyways,

Sail away on your boat, Bomb Boy Aye!

Tom Sawyer:Edit

Fuckleberry Faggot, where do I even begin?

Are you gonna fake your own death, just to coward out again?

While I'm sleeping in my bed like a normal, functional kid,

I see you in a barn in a cardboard box, ha, you dumb shit.

There's no need for me to rap, is that what you meant?

You're the one who won't shut the fuck up, your books got banned 'cause of your accent.

My name is Tom Sawyer, I got mean, mean, pride,

You never got laid, and, I already have a bride.

Huckleberry Finn:Edit

Stepping up to me? Compared to you, I'm a saint,

So much confidence, one could say I'm going hard on the paint.

Come on, you little faggle,

Come and eat my big apples.

I'm living through a tough life, that's what's happening!

I guess you could call me Aladdin,

And as Tom is standing in front of that unpainted fence, he starts to realize.

He's nothing but a failure without parents,

It's like Batman with no inheritance.

Tom Sawyer:Edit

Are you complainin' 'bout my rhymes, and my ways to deliver?

I spit rhymes with more flow than the Mississippi River,

I got Becky on my side, when's the last time you had a love duet?

The only friend you have is a middle-aged black runaway slave.

The fence is getting whiter, but I'm not painting it as you can tell.

I'm not kidding around, Finn, I can make people rap for me as well.

Your father would always beat you because he was the town drunk.

The battle's over now, and I don't give a Huck!


  • This is the fifth battle where Nathan Provost does not rap, and the fourth time he doesn't appear at all.
  • This is the second rap battle featuring fictional book characters. The first being Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson. Unlike the previous one, however, the authors of these two characters is the same person.
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